Humour
Lawyer Joke
19/06/10 15:55
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store.
So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?"
"3 dollars an ounce."
"How much for a Builders brain?"
"4 dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"100 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?" Read More...
Lawyer Joke
19/06/10 15:53
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies, "Four!"
The accountant says, "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures
through my spreadsheet one more time." Read More...
